Time:1 am-ish.
Setting: ER room.
Me: On ER bed.
J: Sitting in chair


Dr: {walks in room} Well, we know what's wrong with you. You're pregnant.

Me: Really?

Dr.: Yeah.

Me: Nuh-uh. Really?

Dr.: Yeah.

Me: Is there any way the test could be wrong??

Dr.: {Shakes head} No.

Me: Wow.

J: Wow.

{Silence}

Me: Wow. Cool.

J: {grinning} Cool.




And so it goes; I'm pregnant.